✞ = Something I want to do before I die

gay sex. no omg i’m totally kidding. uh, play xbox with george lucas, seth mcfarlene, michael dimartino, and bryan konietzko :]

() = embarrassing story

oh omg. this one time, when i was still with my ex, we were in my room watching the mundial finals. i knew she was on her period, so i had already planned on not getting laid that day. she got super bad cramps and started crying, so i felt bad and googled some ways to ease her pain. the simplest one i could find was to put a wet, warm rag over the part where her uterus was. obviously i didn’t want to get her clothes wet, so i told her to take off her pants and raise her shirt, and she did. she was laying down like that and i was staring at her, when outta nowhere my sister barges into my room, stares at us, turns red and runs out. my ex and i just turned red and omg it was so embarrassing.

¢ = Random fact

uh… i like sleeping naked and hugging a pillow.